choo choo

Little Johnny is upstairs in his bedroom playing with his trains. His mom is downstairs making lunch. She yells up to Johnny to come eat lunch but he doesn't hear her so she walks upstairs towards his room but she stops short when she hears him saying: 

"choo choo, the train pulls into the station" then she hears him say "All you sons of bitches who want to deboard the train get off and all you sons of bitches who want to board the train get on!" 

His mom rushes into the room and says: 

"Johnny! We do not speak like that in this house. You're going to have a time out!" 

She tells him to sit in the corner for one hour. She goes back downstairs and about one hour later she comes back and says: 

"Now Johnny did you learn your lesson?" 

He says "yes ma'am" 

"Ok" She says "You can come out of the corner"

Then little Johnny says "Can I play with my trains?" 

"Yes, you may play with your trains" She says

So she leaves the room but waits outside the door to listen..

She hears him say "Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, if you would like to board the train please do so now and if you would like to deboard the train you may do that now and if you'd like to complain about the one hour delay talk to the bitch in the kitchen!"

(joke courtesy of my momma)

xo